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Pornhub

Bob: what is Pornhub
Mom: you try to search it up, honey
by rassgsfdsfgsdg January 27, 2020
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pornhub jingle

A sound which brings great joy to horny teens and shitty father's alike
I smiled when I heard the pornhub jingle on my adult film
by B1g E December 21, 2020
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Pornhub

A weird aviation website similar to planespotters.net, jetphotos.com and airliners.net, but instead of aviation stuff like airplanes, airports and etc.. it shows nasty stuff like cocks, vags, Titties, Butts, Buttholes and weird sexual nasty stuff that is very gross
At a school library

Avgeek: what is this PH website

Other person: pornhub, click on it, have some great aviation stuff

Avgeek: ok *clicks and types Boeing 747 in Pornhub*

Avgeek: EWWWW WHAT THE HELL, THATS NO AVIATION STUFF, THATS A NASTY SEXUAL SITE

Other person: It is an airplane website

Av geek: CAN YOU SEE I TYPED BOEING 747 AND IM SEEING A SLUT LICKING SPERM BELOW A NASTY PENIS? And it’s ads showing a man licking a woman’s vagina, and two gay guys doing anal sex, Screw this website, I’m going back to planespotters.net

Other person: Lol this is hilarious 😆 LMAO
by EMD F59PHI July 6, 2024
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Pornhub

where u find out, how your mum made all that extra money over the years
PERSON 1: DUDE I WAS SCROLLING ON PORNHUB LAST NIGHT AND I FOUND MY MUM ON IT
Person 2: did u watch it?
by yourmummiesfavpostion January 8, 2023
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Pornhub

A porn website that you can straight up search up and beat the absolute shit out of your dick or if your a woman, you can finger your self.

Horny 18 yr old 1: hey why didn't you join our jerk circle?

Horny 18 yr old 2: i wanted to masturbate my self
by YourNeighborhoodDefinater November 21, 2024
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Pornhub

A place to go with incognito mode or browser history deletion. If your parents monitor the network, the idk like get a vpn. A good one is proton vpn. Its free, and works on most devices.
*dad walks in*
dad: "son, what are you doing"
Son: *Closes the tab at the speed of light* "nothing"
Dad: "what service do you use?"
Son: "What do you mean?"
Dad: "I know you were watching porn"
Son: "Ok, I was"
Dad: "So what service do you use"
Son: "Pornhub.com"
Dad: "Good choice son, I knew I rose you correctly" *walks out*
by click to get v bucks February 15, 2023
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Pornhub

A very holy and beautiful site that basically like heaven, it has the best kid-friendly videos!
GO TO THE HOLY SITE PORNHUB YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT
by kamudai April 21, 2021
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