Pork Chop

This is a colloquial phrase in Australia to "carry on like a pork chop", maning that someone is behaving in a silly or stupid way.

This expression is a truncated version of the longer and more widespread phrase be like a pork chop in a synagogue; this has been around since the 1950s. Since pork is forbidden food for Jewish people, to describe something as being like a pork chop in a synagogue means that it is highly inappropriate, embarrassingly out of place, and quite unwelcome. The Australian expression carry on like a pork chop has now shifted the focus from inappropriateness to foolishness. (Often happens with truncated expressions — they kind of go their merry way!)
"Mate, calm down, you're carrying on like a pork chop".
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pork sword

The male genitalia or most widely known as the penis
I unsheathed my pork sword and thrusted it into her quivering quip
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Pork Soda

An alcoholic drink, mostly consisting of whiskey
Girl: what drinks you got?
Dude: i got Pork Soda, think you can handle it?
Girl: hell ya!
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pork sword

the male penis when used in fighting.
damn his pork sword just shanked him hard!
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pork and stork

To have sexual relations with a women and leave her fertilized to be visited 9 months later by a stork.
Yo bro I pork and stork dem thots. Gotta run from that child support tho.
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Pork Jus

Pork served in the natural juices that flow from the meat as it cooks.
Pork Jus should always be made with the finest of kosher salts.
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pork swordsman

a man of dubious marriage potential, a homosexual, a bum bandit
backs to the wall lads, theres a pork swordsman on the loose
by Sally Struthers September 01, 2003
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