Hipster paralysis

A chronic motor neuron condition typified by persons exiting the subway and suddenly freezing in their tracks while staring at their phones until achieving a GPS lock on their location.

I nearly tripped over this guy in full hipster paralysis on my way over here.

by Noumenontreal September 4, 2013

dickhead paralysis

occurs when you are surrounded by a dickhead.

eg. ahh i cant think right now, ive got dickhead paralysis. it only happens when im around dickhead's

by braddles April 12, 2014

fucking parallely

To show equal involvement during sex.

Guy 1 : dude, how was she last night??

Guy 2: bro , I thought she Will make the things akward, but she was fucking parallely last night bro.

by thakurSahaab May 16, 2016

Urinalysis paralysis

When you become too nervous to pee during a drug test. Can be caused by fear of testing positive or just plain situational discomfort.

Man, with the inspector standing right there, I got serious urinalysis paralysis.

by Hoser2 March 2, 2018

Puppy Paralysis

When one is afraid to disturb a sleeping dog laying on their lap.

"Hey man, I know I was supposed to be the best man at your wedding, but I was suffering from a bad case of Puppy Paralysis."

by Shaggy702 December 16, 2018

Practily paralyzed

When your intuition and courage got you like the fuck next. An your anxiety be klusterfucked a froze.

Man when I see a possible confrontation on this girls homefront I get Practily paralyzed.

by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019

Pussy paralysis

When you cannot get up because your cat is on your lap.

I was late for work because i had pussy paralysis.

by Junebug333 August 10, 2019