Cubicle poolette

Scenario that occurs when Person A walks into a public or workplace toilet to find Person B washing their hands and the sound of a recently flushed toilet coming from one of multiple cubicles. Person A then has to decide which cubicle to choose, attempting to avoid the cubicle that has just been devastated by the bowel movements of Person B.

Should the person loose the resulting cubicle roulette or 'poolette', they will have to endure the strench, shit stains and/or poo fog left behind by the previous occupant for the duration of their own stool making.

Person 1: "Christ, I just lost a game of cubicle poolette in the work toilets. I feel sick."

Person 2: "Haha, could you taste the last guy's poo fog"

Person 1: "...what the fuck? No. What's wrong with you man?!"

by Kilgore Trout 86 June 19, 2013

russian poolet

When you're almost sure you have to crap but decide to fart and try relieving some pressure until you can get to the washroom.

Bill: "Damn. I took a chance and farted before I could get to the john, and I just shit myself"
Frank: "Jesus buddy. Tough luck. You lost at russian poolet!"

by Killer Llama November 23, 2016

K-popleton

K-popleton --- A simple minded K-pop stan, usually found commenting and whinging whenever/wherever people express disproving views of the music genre.

Sarah always throw tantrums whenever you say, you don't like K-pop. She is a real k-popleton

by Vonjimoh January 11, 2021

Lost My Poopetite

Like loosing my appetite, but instead of not wanting to eat anymore, its not wanting to poop anymore.
ex: Holding your poop in for the whole day at school, and not having to poop anymore at the end of the day.

I lost my poopetite bc of school bruh.

by xStydia_afx September 2, 2015

i am da poopet

I AM DA POOPET is a total Luke he is the enemy of his father and will do anything to take his drugs

“Hey I AM DA POOPET“
*Steals your drugs*
“Why did you do that QwQ”

by Sir Pentious September 20, 2020