pooned

1)pooned :when someone taunts someones misfortune.
2)poon:when one makes fun of ones stupidity.

1)'ohh no i lost!'
'haha , pooned !!!!'

2)'oh know i lost my toothbrush , i am such a poon.'

by Ellaisthebest April 21, 2009

Poon

poon-->vagina,pussy,tang,twat,cunt,etc.
-->something you want that you aint getting.

Get out of my house poontang your sucking my life dry!

by Rake Yohn August 7, 2003

ya poon poon

self explanatory, vagina

ya poon poon, better known as poonanie

by Montaynay May 20, 2008

Poon

1) v. To ask for something immasculine in a masculine way
2) n. Pussy, Sex
3) n. Wuss, Mooch. One who borrows more money than will ever own in his life

1) Can I poon a ride home today?
2) Did you get any poon from that girl last night?
3)You're such a poon! You mooch off of everyone!

by Maritimes February 19, 2009

Poon

A person who can be considered a douche, dickish, and obnoxious

Jon is a poon to the tenth degree

by AfroCraze January 3, 2010

Poon

similar words: vagina, pussy, piss flaps.

usually said instead of the word women

refering women to sex

why yes i am, i'm on poon patrol

by STARKERS June 9, 2010

pooned

"pooned" should never be used as a substitue for "owned." Saying "pwned" is dumb enough. "Poon" is really and abbreviation of the slang term "poontang." "Poontang" has been around since the 70's. "Poon," in slang terms, refers to a woman's sexual organs, especially when refering to finding a way to have intercourse with said organs. "Tang," in slang terms, refers to the act of sexual intercourse.

"Poon" also is defined as the act of hitting something with a harpoon. However, that is a bit archaic.

"Dude, I got so much poon at the party."

or

"I need to get some poon so badly."

"pooned" is not a real word and therefore I have no example of it. You can't make a noun past tense...

by Noodlemonkey May 18, 2006