Pooch Trail

After having a bowel movement, there is a small leftover dung that is seen at the edge of the toilet. It is usually the size of the quarter or larger, and is usually caused by diarreaha. It can be a huge brown stain or a few hairs. The pooch trail is very stinky and can cause discomfort in the form of smell around the anus. Basically when someone doesn't wipe their ass good enough and it gets left on the toilet seat.
Dude clean your pooch trail, I really have to take a shit and I do not want to sit on your trail.
by Ld-I October 12, 2010
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Pooch

When you have poo on your gooch.
When wiping your arse you accidently spread some shit onto your gooch, (this often happens when using a cheap brand of toilet paper) therefore you have poo on your gooch creating the word POOCH to describe this action. The gooch is the bit of skin between the ball sack and the anus.
by JuiceBoxspuddy July 12, 2009
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pooch hooch

Fred: Everytime I open a brewski now, Duke shoots me one of his "Hey, where the hell is MY beer?" looks... If we're having a beer, he's gotta have a pooch hooch!

Tom: Priceless!

John: Duke's no fool, he just wants to be one of the guys!
by whimzzical August 8, 2008
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screw+the+pooch

damn, he really screwed the pooch this time....
by crackie November 5, 2003
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Purse Pooch

A small annoying dog that annoying girls carry around in their ugly over priced purses.
Kara has a purse pooch that she dresses up in tiny feather boas and tiaras.

“If that purse pooch yips one more damn time I swear to Jesus I’m going to use it to beat her owner to death.”
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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Party Pooch

When ex-attractive girls drink to much and start doing things attractive girls would do; they ruin the party...
Fatass Hoe: Weeee who wants to go upstairs with meh..?
Guy: Im gonna go home… play some graal…
Nerd: Ill be a party pooch with you
by Sendet March 14, 2014
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Knocking pooch

"Wow Derek! That was a great day of knocking pooch!"
by Theshart September 19, 2014
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