scooch the pooch

to move yourself. to move your butt.

We need to make this circle bigger, now scooch the pooch!!

by 123456789! January 15, 2009

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Pooch

When you have poo on your gooch.

When wiping your arse you accidently spread some shit onto your gooch, (this often happens when using a cheap brand of toilet paper) therefore you have poo on your gooch creating the word POOCH to describe this action. The gooch is the bit of skin between the ball sack and the anus.

by JuiceBoxspuddy July 12, 2009

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pooch hooch

A non-alcoholic "beer" for man's best friend.

Fred: Everytime I open a brewski now, Duke shoots me one of his "Hey, where the hell is MY beer?" looks... If we're having a beer, he's gotta have a pooch hooch!

Tom: Priceless!

John: Duke's no fool, he just wants to be one of the guys!

by whimzzical August 8, 2008

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screw+the+pooch

to fuck up

damn, he really screwed the pooch this time....

by crackie November 5, 2003

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Purse Pooch

A small annoying dog that annoying girls carry around in their ugly over priced purses.

Kara has a purse pooch that she dresses up in tiny feather boas and tiaras.

“If that purse pooch yips one more damn time I swear to Jesus I’m going to use it to beat her owner to death.”

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

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