Pity Poke

A non-emotional sexual favor. Women do this out of guilt when a male goes beyond the call of duty or has gone a long time without sex. Much like tossing a bone to a dog, no effort or meaning. sympathy sex. A reward when sex is not wanted.

Jack had done such a great job washing Diane's car, and she hadn't done anything for him in a long time. Not being in the mood for sex, she went ahead and threw him a pity poke to keep him happy.

Jack : I'm finished with your car, it only took 3 hrs.

Diane : Come on, I'll let you tap this... even though I don't want to.

by Pepsieholik July 11, 2010

Banana Poked

A man inserting his penis into a womans vagina

Callsuma: "Last night i got Banana Poked by Edward"

by KatieAtiex January 13, 2010

stick and poke

to tattoo using a sewing neddle and dawing/india ink.
by stabbing the skin repetedly

I was so drunk i got a "stick and poke" tattoo on my back

by jonesbones February 17, 2008

poke war

Applies to the world of Facebook, where users have the ability to "poke" someone. This does nothing execpt informing the recepient of the poke has in in fact been poked. Then then poke back. And then the original poker pokes back the poke backer who then pokes back...etc etc. This is known as a poke war.
Poke wars accomplish nothing, except of course when one participant finally gives in, relinquishing their soul and any dignity that is attached to it.

Note: Poke wars can also be a semi-pathetic attempt at actually having human contact or just flirting in general without having to worry about following up in any way.

After 3 solid months of poking back and forth Cate finally relented and subjected herself to the ultimate humiliation of a poke war defeat.

by DazedDingo June 21, 2006

captains poke

When the captain of the boat whilst getting boathead pokes a finger up his ladies ass and yells cum about

My boy J pulled the old captains poke with his wifey Kathy while heading to The island

by spideyskin May 25, 2021

Joke Poke

A Joke Poke (like the word slow poke) is a friend that takes an incredibly long time to understand a joke. this person may need to have this joke explained by multiple people and even after every body is done explaining he/she still doesn't fully understand.

my friend braydyn is such a Joke Poke

by Dr.Doofus December 2, 2017

The Furlong poke

The act of poking someone on Facebook to get them to add you.

Person-1: Poke
...wait
Person 2 : Pokes back
Person 1 :Adds
Person 2 : Accepts

Friend 1- Hey man, did you give her The Furlong Poke?
Friend 2- Yeah dude I Furbie poked the shit out of her

Verb-To give them the Furbie

by BrumBrum October 19, 2012