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trailer park poach

when you don't have plastic wrap so you crack an egg into a used condom and boil it in a pot of hot water and the cum gives it an extra salty taste.
Trailer Husband: I want something for breakfast
Trailer Wife: I'll make you some eggs
Trailer Wife: Im out of plastic wrap, wait ill use this used condom for this Trailer Park Poach
by SirSource March 18, 2019
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Poach

A word used by Fancy Developers to sound smart when describing an agreement with a neighboring tenant.
Fancy Eric seems to think Wal-Mart will agree to a POACH Parking agreement
by 2XSecretProbation March 3, 2021
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Poaching

Poaching is a term for a person who collects peoples nudes for pleasure and to have a collection
I saw a poaching collection of my ex it was large, i thought thr idea was a fiction until i saw it for myself.
by Saerow June 15, 2021
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Stalker's Poach

carefully observing (with intent to obtain), while allowing an appropriate amount of time to pass - as to allow poached goods not to spoil or be taken/reclaimed, until all attention has fleeted from said goods so that one may stealthily obtain them. (Often times successful, rarely frowned upon)
These leftovers were attained by way of a very successful stalker's poach.

These lost-and-found sunglasses are mine now. It only took a two-week stalker's poach.
by ReggieDoug July 26, 2025
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Date-poaching

The act of interfering with a romantic relationship between two people by trying to initiate a date or romantic interest with one of the individuals as they are on a date with each other.
"I couldn't believe the audacity of the guy at the next table; his attempt at date-poaching was so blatant, asking for my friend's number while her date was in the restroom."

"My last relationship ended after a particularly bold instance of date-poaching; someone approached my ex at a concert we were at together, and apparently, it worked."
by Fcking_Chuck July 27, 2025
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Poaching Beans

When a dude wants to relax and he dunks his balls in first into a hot tub before submerging the body.
Yo , I was so stressed out but after poaching beans. I was ready for the night.
by Umy Hany April 18, 2024
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tattoo poaching

Hanging out in and around tattoo studios and gaining clientele and undercutting the prices of the shop and expanding your business simultaneously.
I was just in town doing some tattoo poaching and I met this amazing woman and I think I'm in love!
by anonymous May 18, 2024
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