Five foot nothing brad pitt

A midget your lover or wife would leave you for.

Guy's wife- Fuck this shit, I'm going to be with my five foot nothing brad pitt.

by Solid Mantis October 29, 2019

pitts

"The pitts" is a colloquial expression that is often used to describe a situation or experience that is extremely unpleasant, terrible, or disastrous. It can be used to emphasize how bad or unfortunate something was. It is similar to saying "it was the worst" or "it was terrible."

The first time (I was bitten twice that time) was the pitts. When I went to bed that night (probably about 4 hours after the bite) I felt pretty sick.

by Alex de Creon July 12, 2023

French Brad Pitt

A title where you don't have to look or be anything like the other guy to have.

The French Brad Pitt might as well be the French Shaquille O'Neal, why not?

by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021

Pitt

A Pitt is someone who thinks he is perfect in every way. But actually is slightly under average in most ways.

Used to describe a group or a persons personality.

"Wow John is such a Jerk"
"actually he's a Pitt"

by SirMankyMoo April 22, 2018

Crystal Pitts

A Location in the Big Bend of Florida where hookers and women of the night congregate.

That hood boogers got vapid while dwelling in the ol' Crystal Pitts.

by Rev.Gin June 11, 2018

real pitt

is two words that describe a group of lit young people who stands on business and can’t be taken as a joke.

13hunnid block and 0ne4 We some real pitts.

by Heather Ramey November 24, 2021

pitt drunk

to get so drunk that you piss and shit yourself and snort oxy cottons while failing to wheel

im gonna get so pitt drunk tonight
oh man i was so pitt drunk lastnight
jordan pitt is such a pussy only fags get pitt drunk
pitt drunk is for pussys

by tylerpitts November 26, 2010