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Texas Pipe Cleaner 

When your girl unexpectedly shoves her finger up your already clinched asshole right as you are about to nut and probes straight to the prostate resulting in an explosive orgasm.
I was rearranging Vicki’s intestines last night and right as I was bouta nut she does a Texas pipe cleaner. Braaaaahhhh I unloaded my sack in that slut.
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Personal Pipe 

He felt the blood rush to his Personal Pipe as she appeared at the doorway, with Tits to spare…
Personal Pipe by Herbert Schweffe November 30, 2021

Hot Tail Pipe

a verb The insertion of one's finger into another one's bungster at the moment of peak. The object is to heighten the experience. Best if done by surprise. Sometimes the act works in reverse.
Carol hot tail piped Phil as he shot a load on her doll collection.

Carol's finger expertly hot tail piped Phil as he ejaculated onto her forehead.
Hot Tail Pipe by Mudshark February 13, 2008

scotish vag pipes 

When Performing Oral Sex On A female, Fill Your Lungs With A Full Breath & Then Fill The Vagina With All Of Your Air. Then Run Away While Being Chased By A Chorus Of Kweifs From The Vag Pipes
After Performing The Scotish Vag Pipes John Is Now Single

Truffle Butter Pipeline 

When you mix shit and cum together very well to make truffle butter then you put it in a condom. After that you put it in the freezer and when it freezes you use it as a dildo.
I was going to make a Truffle Butter Pipeline, but I my shit was too watery

pipe rat 

A Pipe Rat refers to a person who spends an stupid amount of time in the half pipe snowboarding or skiing.

Snowboard Pipe Rats are easily spotted by their tall tee's, pants hanging half-way off their asses, dude-speak, and the inability to ski or ride on the big mountain. Exposure to Pipe Rats can lead to decreased ambition, severe dude-tude and a general lack of skills on the rest of a ski hill.
I don't know what's funnier, the way that Pipe Rat is dressed, or the fact that he has a haircut that makes him look like Bruno?
pipe rat by Jib Slice May 13, 2010
A mythological or fictional being that collects dues while playing the flute after an evening of heavy alcohol or drug use. Bringer of the hangover.
(1) I woke up with a very bad headache, I felt nauseous, and I think I saw the piper in my kitchen. (2) On the way home from 111 Minna, I could hear the faint sound of his zampona and I knew I'd have to pay the piper.
the piper by Montgomery & Piper August 26, 2007