Phone in left Hand

You see something so attractive you must move your phone to your left hand so you can use your mand hand to masturbate.

Often used as a funny joke when someone does something cringeworthy or is being despised by others, for example in a comments section of a video.

Ugh my mom keeps posting embarrassing stuff to the Internet..

Friend: Phone in left hand moment.

by Smethwick The 3rd of Assland April 10, 2021

phone tag

When you call someone, and they miss your call. Then they call back, and you miss their call.

Dammit, I tried to call Jennifer, but she was asleep. Then she called me back when I was in the shower! We've been playing phone tag all morning.

by j_praxis November 8, 2010

Crack Phone

Another phone used by drug dealers, to avoid the phone tapping by the government on their primary cell phone.

Yo hit me up on my Crack Phone if you want that chronic!

by ryandoe11 April 21, 2011

phonebooking

The art or practice of throwing stolen phonebook(s) at an unsuspecting bystander, usually done from within a moving vehicle at night. The phonebook does not have to hit the victim nor skim them, but merely be projected in their generally direction. The launch is then often followed by a tagline such as "Jigga What!" The target is usually left speechless, and before they can even begin to process the event, the vehicle is out of sight. Going around for multiple hits on a single target is optional.

"We went phonebooking last night."

"And then a fuckin PHONEBOOK flies out of nowhere, hits me in the chest, and they dissapear while shouting 'HOW DA YA LIKE THAT?' ... I have no idea who the hell they even were."

by thetonio September 30, 2006

CAMDEN PHONEBOOTH

Two-phase fart attack, best employed when the victim has just stepped out of his/her office - but is hovering nearby. Phase I: Sneak into the victim's office/cubicle/personal workspace and crop dust. Quickly return to your desk. Phase II: Dial the victim's extension, luring them into the kill zone. Watch them choke. NOTE: Especially effective on days when the victim is expecting "very important" calls. This ensures the victim run to his/her office to answer the phone, before the wall of gas can escape.

Who the hell just took a shit in my office? It smells like a Camden Phonebooth in here!

by Stands With Fist December 12, 2010

Major Payne

A man who don't take none of yo shit, an alpha male in a world of betas and omegas. Someone who is transcendent of norms and tradition in the name of being a a god damn man
Secondly, "feeling the Payne" refers to being the victim of Major Paynes wrath.
Thirdly, a character portrayed by Damon Wayans in a 1995 comedy titled " Major Payne"

"He just went major Payne on that inferior sucka!".
Guy 1: you see what happened to that fool at Rachel's?
Guy 2: Yessir!, he felt the PAYNE

by Marty the marlin December 17, 2013

BUT WHO WAS PHONE

A phrase that originated from the 4chan /x/ boards. Often posted after creepypastas.

"A guy is at his house, making out with his girlfriend, when suddenly the phone rings. He answers it and a voice says 'TOUCH MY DAUGHTER AGAIN AND I'LL KILL YOU', and then the line goes dead. The guy asks his girlfriend about it and she says 'My dad's been dead for 10 years..'"
BUT WHO WAS PHONE?!

by anonimaus November 5, 2008