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articles of feces transferred to the pubic hair of the penetrator during anal sex.
by castu October 5, 2006
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Phelpsed

By way of photographic proof, catching someone doing something incredibly damaging to their own reputation and tagging them on Facebook. As in Michael Phelps getting caught hitting a bong.
"I had my junk tucked back between my thighs, and Jessica totally phelpsed me. Now that the picture is out there I will never land gainful employment.
by Doc_X February 18, 2009
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Michael Phelps

1. An Olympic swimmer who is the embodiment of all American greatness, he is the product of Uncle Sam, Ronald Reagan, George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Thomas Jefferson, Neil Armstrong, The Flag Raisers of Iwo Jima, and Captain America. He is the real life Aquaman except he's not totally lame like the comic Aquaman. It's rumored that Michael Phelps was raised by Dolphins and has a secret set of gills.
2. An awesome drinking game named for the greatest olympian of all time. for every gold medal michael phelps receives on that day you drink. Since he pretty much owns face and gets like 500 medals a day, even in things he doesn't compete in, the game is challenging to the most experienced of drinkers. Not even the Irish can go through this game without someone suffering alcohol poisoning.
1. Aw man I did you see Michael Phelps yesterday? He won 6 gold medals and then found a cure for cancer.
2. Dude I played Michael Phelps last night with some friends, I'm the only one left alive.
by Chas A October 7, 2008
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Michael Phelps

God in a pair of goggles, just like how Michael Jordan is God in a pair of Nikes.
Michael Phelps dominates Alain Bernard.
by azzayan October 9, 2008
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Phelps

The act of orally pleasing a woman in less than eight seconds.
Dude, I gave her the Phelps treatment...now she wants to marry me.
by Every Woman August 21, 2006
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Timo Phelps

A distant cousin of Michael Phelps, Timo Phelps is terrified of the water. He is an olympic caliber fencer, who made the USA Olympic Fencing Alternate Team in 2000, 2004, and 2008. He is currently a pharmacy student. Timo Phelps is also known as Super Pride Man, and is known to wear grey capes and headbands.
Oh my god, I just met Timo Phelps, he is so much hotter than Michael.
by Captain Thur-Man May 12, 2009
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Phelpsian

adj. the ability to dominate a competition.

Derived from the monumental performances of Michael Phelps, United States swimmer, at the 2008 Beijing Olypic Games for winning eight gold medals, and his 2007 World Championship performance for winning seven gold medals in Melbourne, Australia.
Chaz's performance in the mathlympics was phelpsian.
by KirSmack October 10, 2008
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