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"Philosophy- A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing." --Ambrose Bierce
It was late one night when I was on a road trip with my two friends, Brian and Laura, when we decided to pull over to the side of the road and retire.

"Looks like you'll be sleeping in the car while Laura and I have the tent," Brian said.

"Here's the blanket," he continued, "You'll be fine with this, won't you?"

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you sure?"

"How is one sure of anything?"

"Or that there is any thing to be sure of," he added.

We both nodded, contemplating the profundity.
by Killing Kittens October 6, 2004
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Ghetto Philosopher

An intelligent black man/woman who discusses issues within the black community and advocates possible reforms
Khari Enaharo is an active Ghetto Philosopher in the Columbus black community.
by TenaciousPaul March 27, 2010
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Philosophotainment

noun, a genre of video or vlog that presents philosophical ideas in a funny or entertaining way that often makes the ideas or concepts easier to understand.
Azrienoch makes the best philosophotainment videos on YouTube.
by Cadwaladr October 28, 2008
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philosophicizing

the act of being a Philosopher and thinking late at night
When you philosophicizing at 2am in the morning and come up with a genius idea
by FishPenguin5 July 7, 2010
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Philosopher's Drug

The "Philosopher's Drug" is the metaphorical drug that affects the mind of those that are philosophical or psychologically analytic. The drug cannot be induced by any means that a regular drug could. The drug is stored within philosophers' cerebral cortex (a part of the brain that partakes in the process of reasoning and logic).

The stored drug is then released between the times 9:00 PM - 12:00 AM. The drug enhances philosophers' ability to reason and allow them to trudge through the most unrealistic debates. The drug wears off at 12:00 AM due to lack of resources. The cerebral cortex then begins to regenerate and store "the Philosopher's Drug" for the next 21 hours, before releasing it in the philosophers' blood stream for another (approximate) three hours the next night.

The Philosopher's Drug only applies to those who are considered philosophical. There is no "self-diagnosis" to having or not having this drug. It takes another mind to determine whether your cerebral cortex produces the drug or not. Once determined, the decision is final.
Mark, stop talking about all this "new age of enlightenment" crap, it's the philosopher's drug kicking in.
by NovaQuoQubaLeo April 30, 2012
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philosophiliology

The science of philosophies and why they're autistic
That's just the philosophiliology of my teachings
by Dat Boi All Over 101 September 20, 2017
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Philosophical Wank

When you're wanking using just your mental recollections and you begin asking yourself deep questions about the meaning of life, culminating in a more fulfilling view of the universe and life as you bust a nut.
"I just had a philosophical wank and suddenly I see things much clearer"
by Socratesticles July 16, 2020
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