Performative contradiction

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Fascist is a living performative contradiction!

by Chamwastaken November 20, 2020

Performancy

Performance + Efficiency, coined by JayzTwoCents

That's what we should call it, the efficiency and performance should be called performancy.

by AshTR October 28, 2020

Audi rs7 performance

605 horsepower of raw fun. This Audi RS model gained 45 horsepower over its standard model “RS7” thus the addition of “performance” to its name. Unfortunately there’s no way to tell who’s driving the better RS7 but anyone who owns that beast could care less. This car pushes zero to 100 in around 3 seconds, but the real fun is after 100kmh. Audi’s Quattro system gives you a brutal lunch that will put you back in your seat every time and put a smile on your face. Audi was cool enough to offer an akrapovic exhaust option for a hefty 11k, but trust me it was worth scaring people. It’s the last RS7 model without a soft limiter (revs until 4000 rpm max)... why Audi ?? Overall I give this car a 10/10 and I’m sad to see it go.

Dave: Hey did you hear Jim’s dad got the Audi rs7 performance!

Ronnie: what’s an rs7 performance?

Dave: one hell of a car.

by Swimfordayz January 6, 2021

i have not the chops to perform

I have not the chops to perform anymore

I have not the chops to perform with Black Sabbath anymore, said Bill Ward to a magazine. He wants to mean that he has not enough energies to play drums in a concert at the age of 73.

by Orso March 13, 2021

Performance aftershock

The phenomenon that occurs after a play or stage performance where the actor/actress will say lines from said play for the next week or so in normal conversation inadvertently or by accident.

"how did the date go?"
"** i don't know she did get alot of laughs.**"
"what?"
"Sorry i have performance aftershock, i made her laugh, she liked that."

by spiderserna December 26, 2011

Processor Performance

The speed of your CPU in your PC, laptop, or workstation. This is never written out in full and is always abbreviated as "pp."

Guy with massive Processor Performance: I have a huge pp.
Guy with tiny Processor Performance: I wish my pp was that large.

by ledskof November 14, 2023

Weaver Academy for the Performing and Visual Arts

Weaver Academy is a performing and visual arts school, and is known for their high standards and weird students. A typical day at weaver involves math teachers using tampon strings as rulers, the practice room monster, trying to poop while random girls are vaping in the bathroom, having fun in your PVA, and homework. Weaver is a pretty fun place, you can typically expect an 18 year old in guitar to flirt with underclassman, a freshman in theater singing in the hallways, or the emo kids being emo. People at this school either listen to taylor swift or deftones, there’s no in between. Overall, Weaver is alright.

Do you go Weaver Academy for the Performing and Visual Arts?
Yeah, I’m not gay though

by Weavergoer69 November 19, 2023