Penile Dysfunction

something i suffer from

I have Penile Dysfunction

by tokyoh March 04, 2022

penile virus

a virus of the penis.

chip- 'oh shit boyyy, you gots gonorrhea in yo dick.'
dale- 'damn man, i know... its a pretty uncomfortable penile virus.'

by penile master262 July 15, 2008

Penile Erectology

The study of making penises hard/erect. Mainly taught online.

My teacher gave me a Penile Erectology lesson in the locker room!

by Pickled_Penids420 August 23, 2023

penile servitude

serving someone's penis

She was doomed to an eternal life of penile servitude by her master.

by andreasbusch January 20, 2021

Penile Cheddar

Pencil cheddar, ahh yes the most chad thing to ever exist. Penile cheddar, meaning - man with scrumptious cum, edible, enjoyable, and most of all, chadlike.

Sean - “Hey have you had a piece of Dave’s penile cheddar?” Diego - “ahh yes, it’s not like yours, yours mostly taste like Parmesan, while Dave’s taste like delicious cheese cake 🤤”

Another example :

Guillermo - “Yowzers, Dave’s so chadlike with his Penile Cheddar, mmm yes.” Sean - “GAZIMBA, You have had a taste too?”

by Dave - Chadlike August 26, 2021

penil-toe

the man version of a "camel-toe"

you can tell someone has a penil-toe when you can see the outline of their Balls!

by Melissa : ) August 19, 2008

Penile Delinquency

Whether you dont know if your coming or going in any sense of the words

Guy 1: I think i have penile delinquency
Guy 2: yes i see you have leaked on the floor

by darren dorling February 11, 2008