by Dr autism January 28, 2022

GF: babe can i jerk your penis off?
BF: no thats my bong schlong and only used for peeing.
GF: but u jerk off ??
BF: shut yo bitch ass up only i can touch it
BF: no thats my bong schlong and only used for peeing.
GF: but u jerk off ??
BF: shut yo bitch ass up only i can touch it
by bong schlonger March 3, 2022

Chris: Hey mate, have you subscribed to Versinul on youtube?
John: Nah, never heard of him.
Chris: You clearly don't have a long meaty stick you cunt.
John: I have a fat penis you hairy fucker.
John: Nah, never heard of him.
Chris: You clearly don't have a long meaty stick you cunt.
John: I have a fat penis you hairy fucker.
by the big bum December 9, 2020

by oh no i didnt mean that March 3, 2022
