Peanut Butter Complexion

A young light skin/dark skin male with the body of a god. He works for Pizza Hut and your mother loves it.

Scenario: I knock on your door cuz I'm the pizza man. Your a mildly racist mom, sees a big black guy thru the peep hole. She sees the Peanut Butter Complexion so everything gon be alright. She opens the door, I'm in orange Under Armor. She sees the abs chiseling thru it. She sees the BBC perfectly protruded to the left. She pulls into the house and throws me on your couch. She pulls down the pants and sees the BBC. She starts givin me the double hander mister twitster 3000. All while your lonely ass has sit into the corner and watch as you witness your mother's back get absolutely obliterated by a big black guy with the Peanut Butter Complexion.

by trippytroy1k January 19, 2023

Peanut Butter Knife

The knife you used to make a peanut butter sandwhich that you set near the sink, because you’re not sure if you’re done using it. Can be used metaphorically to refer to something else.

•“Hey don’t do dishes, my peanut butter knife is by the sink. I might be hungry later.”

•“If you don’t want to be friends with her again why don’t you just deny her friend request?”
“Well, I might want to sleep with her again at some point sooo, lol. *shrug* She’s my peanut butter knife.”

“I made sure to leave on good terms with my old job in case I need them to be my peanut butter knife next summer.”

by But Sects June 14, 2021

peanut butter spoon

I don't know if it's a thing but it sounds like it should be.

oh hey Charely, you got a peanut butter spoon?

by sum-1 September 18, 2020

Peanut Butter Spoon

The meal of peanut butter on a spoon - usually consumed due to being too lazy to care or too poor to afford an actual meal.

- "Hey man - want to grab some dinner"

- "Nah dude - I'm good - I already ate"

- "What'd you have"?

- "Peanut Butter Spoon"

by Greekboy82 January 21, 2010

Peanut Pleasure

The act of a person; allergic to nuts; consuming said nuts. During their allergic reaction, the penis of a male participant is inserted with vigour into the contracting throat of the nut consumer until climax.

Jess: "No, but I'm allergic to nuts"
Joey: "Come on baby, we'll both enjoy a peanut pleasure"

by BALL.VAC November 17, 2016

Peanut Butter Bratwurst

When you are engaging in anal sex while your partner has to take a shit, and it gets shoved deeper into their rectum until it will no longer remain inside them, and it splashes out.

"Bro, what the hell was that? We were engaging in some hot anal sex! What's with all the shit?"

"Sorry bro. Didn't mean to give you a Peanut Butter Bratwurst."

by Not Dave Matthews April 1, 2021

peanut cooch

A woman who stores peanuts in her vagina over winter. Usually collected by furry critters which disperse hair onto the vaginal region before crawling inside to hibernate.

Most notorious peanut cooch: Gwen Davis

"That's a mighty stanky peanut cooch ya got there Miss Davis."
"You need to tame that fucking peanut cooch to do tricks."

by k connols October 28, 2009