Krish Patel

A big juicy piece of shit.

I just took a Krish Patel.

by LmaoImSoFunny January 22, 2021

Chirag Patel

Worshipper of Shiv, Celibacy Follower, Reader of Puranas and Vedas First Trader to use Vedic Astrology in Day Trading.

Om Shri Mahalaxmi Namo Namah and Jay Shiv Krupa is Favorite chants of him.

Trader Chirag is Chirag Patel Who Get Blessed by Shiv and Mahalaxmi.

by A457G February 3, 2021

skittle patel

skittle patel was a famous indian actor, though not many online records can be found of him now. he was most well known as a narcissistic actor who would use his own name as curse wrods.

skittle patel: bloody you man you bloody skittle patel!!!
man: fuck you skittle patel you niigger

by skittlepatle November 8, 2022

The Yellow Pages

A worthless piece of paper. When it shows up in your door, it is a sign of impending doom. It can be used to throw at other people. (If they piss you off.)

Johny: The Yellow Pages showed up at my door. I think I'm gonna die soon.
Lamar: Aye ma homie. Wanna go get some watermelon qand eat it with Laquisha?
Waldo: (Throws The Yellow Pages at Lamar.) Aye, you aint find me. You be pissing me off!\

by Gandalf the Dark November 5, 2013

Slender: The Eight Pages

A game based off of Slender Man where the player needs to collect eight pages in a forest before Slender Man finds them.

I shat my pants playing Slender: The Eight Pages.

by SupaleegamingX July 7, 2014

scheizer-al-kumar patel al-hussein al-hadid al-hamood haboob jaitly

very bloody man, bloody bloody

bloody scheizer-al-kumar patel al-hussein al-hadid al-hamood haboob jaitly, this shital is crazy!

by skittlepatle November 8, 2022

Patel

An Indian last name if you find someone with the last name Patel I repeat don’t ask if they are related to another Patel because they are most likely not and they will avoid you for all of eternity

Hi my name is Jai Patel

The Patel’s have a wonderful home

by Goodie with a hoodie July 7, 2020