pasty bastard

Looking like john king especially during the winter time

John is the pastiest bastard i have ever seen in my life.

by sudak sudam January 22, 2005

Pasty

Describing a super hot girl with not pale but "pasty" skin

Dom: Yo Sam did you see that girl!?

Sam: Hell yeah man she was so pasty!!

by squarepocket November 14, 2011

Pasty

pasty is a word that is more extreme than any other. it is the end all be all of words. when you are at a loss of words. pasty is the word you need.

i miss you so pasty!

by juicy stylz April 11, 2011

pasty

A race of people with skin color so white that it makes the individuals look like a white blob in flash photos, or they spend 50% of their summers lying still like a corpse while 'tanning'. However, pasty skin does have its advantages. If there is an alien invasion, a pasty individual can strip down and camouflage with a white wall with ease, allowing said individual to avoid a grisly death by an alien laser gun.

Pasty White people: Hey
Me: AHHHHH
White people: What?
Me: Oh sorry, I thought the wall was talking to me.

by Hanbin1100 December 29, 2018

Pasty

The most favourable referance for a vagina.
Originating from the resemberlance to the top of a cornish pasty

Also see Smashing Pasty

Bloke A: Did u get any last nite?
Bloke B: Yer i totally smashed her pasty :)

by Kevin Marshall September 7, 2006

pasty face

An individual, typically male, whose facial features are generally rounded and ill-defined. The skin is pale and frequently clammy in appearance; the eyes are droopy, the lips pudgy, and jawline is nonexistent.

Guy 1: "Check out that pasty face!"

Guy 2: "Gross, dude. He's a chimo for sure."

by creepsicles November 22, 2011

pasty

The color of my skin. If you are pasty you have no friends. You are a loser. Stop blinding people and do yourself and others a favor... go get skin cancer and tan.

your ass is so white, and pasty...

your pastiness is blinding me...

Go tan U WHORE OF PASTINESS...NOW...RIGHT NOW..


Look in the mirror, if you think you are pasty, look at your ass...yea you are pasty, AKA, DEATH WARMED OVER!

by awkward LC December 18, 2004