A hammered palmer is a mixture of sweet tea flavored vodka and hard lemonade. The ratio is totally up to the drinker.
by Wayne Rathbun December 19, 2015
When someone feels like they need to go to the bathroom, but instead fart for 15 minutes to relieve bowel pressure and thus don't need to go anymore.
by Mackus December 06, 2022
by J3 May 07, 2005
The sexual act of urinating into your partners rectum. Comes from the popular drink which is a mixture of lemonade and ice tea.
"I was having anal sexual intercourse last night and I couldn't help it. I had to give her the Arnold Palmer. Of course she dug it.
by Ricardo Sanchez Esq. July 22, 2006
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by Science_Master October 02, 2019
the most fruity bitch u will ever meet. He really likes to listen to cupcakKe and eat ass 24/7. He watches midget porn while listening to lil nas x
by ur hot uncle March 03, 2022
look he is a stuart-palmer
by stuart palmer December 01, 2009