Empty Packet squatting

Noun;

The act of leaving the last three crisps, the last doughnut, the last five mililitres of beer, simply to avoid putting the packet in the bin

Joe: Aww man these crisps have green mold on them!
Tom: Yeah I know dude, you've been empty packet squatting for like 2 weeks!

by kiillrz October 15, 2011

Packet Faggot

When you cut open a packet of food (Usually lollies or chips) with scissors in a neat, straight line. Instead of the ripping it open

"My English teacher is such a Packet Faggot"

by What's_a_pseudonym? D: September 8, 2011

Advanced Packet Class

An AP class where the teacher doesn’t teach anything and just gives packets for homework.

“Is Mrs. Black a good teacher?” “Nah, she teaches an Advanced Packet Class.”

by Frick yeah dood September 11, 2018

packet minga

Female that shoplifts for a bag of crack or other drugs.

She ain't got no money shes a packet minga.

by Youza Mcwiggin June 2, 2018

Packet Merchant

Someone who sells cocaine/packet/charlie usually from a high end hatchback or SUV.

Oh man im dying for a bit of packet. Better go and see Whitemed he is the packet merchant round here.

by Lapmeister March 24, 2023

kellogs packet

Got a ticket from a kellogs packet.
Free toys.
Free licence.

eg. Got his Doctors license from a Kellogs packet

eg. Got his Doctors license from a Kellogs packet

by anonymous February 10, 2023

Ketchup Packet

A slur used towards women on their period.

Originally it's those packets of ketchup you get with your school lunch or any other fast food resteraunt.

Ketchup Packet is a pretty messed up thing to say to a woman so I wouldn't say that unless if you wanna get smacked.

by green909 December 20, 2023