Playtex Punch

bitch slapping someone across the face with a bloody tampon.

"If Billie doesn't shut up, Erin is going to playtex punch her"

by jenafur10 August 20, 2011

Urinal-Punch

The act of sneaking up behind someone when they are peeing and punching them in the head.

Griffith, having been pushed to his limit, urinal-punched Logan in the bathroom.

by Billy-Hill February 19, 2018

chrome punch

a very useful technique when drunk at a bar and someone is wanting to fight you wait until they go into the bathroom to use the urinal then walk in the bathroom and grab there head and bounce it off the chrome spigot of the pisser and that my friends is a chrome punch

if that guy doesn't watch it i'm going to follow him into the bathroom and give him a chrome punch

by cowboy01 April 13, 2007

sucka punch

aka sucker punch

1) to completely unexpectedly hit someone
2) to blindside punch

When that cheap shot taking, milk drinking marmalade exerts a sucka punch it's likely to cold cock a sucka or two

by xpurexhxc December 9, 2008

muff punch

in a girl on girl fight, a punch to the pussy

angie kicked this girls ass when she gave her a muff punch

by 77transam August 28, 2006

shit punch

(v) To punch someone or something with extreme fury. Also can be used to describe a situation where one will suprise another with a punch in a sensitive area, thereby inflicting large amounts of pain. Can also be used with kick, as in to shit kick another.

I'm going to shit punch you in the dick!
That dude behind John just shit punched him in the face!

by slinkeril January 6, 2007

Gopher Punch

Pushing or punching your girlfriend's unreleased turd deep back into her bowel, with your knob, during a vigorous session of anal sex.

Doreen couldn't shit for three days after we had anal sex. I really gopher punched her good. She finally had to take and enema to get that rascal to pop its head out.

by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017