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Lap dance option dad

A father that offers his daughter the option of a lap dance.
Father: What you did was wrong and I'm going to have to spank you unless you give daddy a lap dance.
And that is an example of a lap dance option dad.
by Deep blue 2012 November 17, 2009
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Occurs when a gentleman takes a shit while facing the toilet's water system (inverse of typical operation) and a woman nosedives facefirst down on his dick to perform fellatio while the woman spreads her legs so the gentleman has the option to eat a bitch out. The Georgia Reverse is a bold notion that permits the said gentleman to reach around and fingerblast the woman's anal cavity causing double-stimulation that could occur in utmost insatiable pleasure.
Spoken-for boyfriend: Hey slut, want to engage in The AC Slater 69 Blumpkin Option with a backside Georgia Mudslide Reverse?

Random Slut: What is that?

Spoken-for boyfriend: Well, slut, it occurs when a gentleman takes a shit while facing the toilet's water system (inverse of typical operation) and a woman nosedives facefirst down on his dick to perform fellatio while the woman spreads her legs so the gentleman has the option to eat a bitch out. The Georgia Reverse is a bold notion that permits the said gentleman to reach around and fingerblast the woman's anal cavity causing double-stimulation that could occur in utmost insatiable pleasure.

Random slut: Oh my! Why yes, I would like to perform an AC Slater 69 Blumpkin Option with a backside Georgia Mudslide Reverse!
by JackHenryHofstra January 1, 2011
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option c bitch

An option c bitch is the kind of female who isn't even your back up plan. She is usually bangable, but only in dire circumstances, and usually only once. Only resort to an option c bitch if you're desperate for pussy.
Both Carly and Sydney bailed on me and now i'm stuck with Maddie, and she's barely an option c bitch. I'm not too proud of myself, but I really need to get laid.
by AKAreefer88 March 13, 2014
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OptionAl

No option orders to comply specifically for people named Al. Not to be confused with the word optional which is meant for everyone else.
Failure is not an OptionAl.
by SprinklesofKnowledge October 11, 2021
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by Adujasty343 August 23, 2025
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optionable chocolate browser

The kid received an optionable chocolate browser this Sunday, and he kept eating it until it became an optionabillity-covered-theme browser.
by ccchowmeta135 January 5, 2023
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