bald onion

1) Reference to hairless (usually shaved) female genitalia.
2) A mixed drink originally concocted and named by Kurt J. Erdman

Sometimes you just have a yen for a bald onion.

by Angus McRoid July 20, 2003

Mud Onion

When one is discharging excriment (or phecomatter), and its odor is so foul it makes your eyes water.

Tommy was in the restroom doing a number 2. When I walked in my eyes began to water from the odor in the air. I asked if he was planting Mud Onions.

by Setti August 4, 2008

Onionboy

Not to be confused with onion boy.
Onionboy a.k.a onision is how onision was called by leafyishere in his video "The onision rant".

Person 1: have you seen onionboy?
Person 2: who?
Person 1: Onision, thats how leafy called him.

by XAngeled July 6, 2016

give her the onion

to fuck a girl so hard that she crys

Dude she's been bad. You better give her the onion.

by give her the onion November 10, 2015

state of the onion

Speech from the president telling everyone how his onion is doing

Damn! Bush is doing another state of the onion address again?!

by Can of Worms November 5, 2006

ONION BUTT

an ass so beautiful, it makes you cry.
(ass sliced onions do)
An ass that is so mesmerizing to look at that it gives you an instantaneous chubby.

Check out the onion butt on that slut!

by weave April 2, 2003

Onion Irrelevance Event Horizon

The point at which reality becomes so weird that the comedy website The Onion is no longer funny in comparison.

"Did you see that political ad? It's WAY past The Onion Irrelevance Event Horizon."

by InThane May 11, 2010