What the pecker of a fat man looks like. From a distance,it appears as a blue egg in a nest of pubes.
I hate swimming at the YMCA. Seeing all those old fat bastards in the locker room with their robin's nest is disgusting.
by wolfbait51 May 11, 2011
Get the robin's nestmug. Placing toilet paper around the seat of a toilet, to form a protective barrier from the germs on the seat. Mostly done in public bathrooms. Looks remarkable like a birds nest
by bobmcd123 September 24, 2007
Get the birds nestmug. The place where Kanye West takes a Kanye Rest so that he can be the Kanye Best and have a Kanye Fest!
by 69_kushlover_420 February 25, 2015
Get the Kanye Nestmug. The placement of several sections of toilet paper on and around a public toilet seat, layer upon layer, before sitting down to take a dump or piss, in a paranoid attempt to avoid non-existent toilet seat germs.
I went to go use the washroom at the office the other day and some asshole left his shit nest still assembled on the toilet seat. What the fuck am I supposed to do with his shit nest?
by Guywinter Keory February 22, 2011
Get the shit nestmug. It is the nest which befolds are favorite honkers, i.e. the supple breasts of a young or pre sagging women. Preferably before children for then they drop like the bottom of a flour bag with an inch of content. The honker nest is what attracts are eyes, better known as clevage. A good honker nest bares no blemishes, scars, or bra-boogies.
by Sskipper March 10, 2008
Get the honker nestmug. A penis that is so small it does not hang and barely pokes beyond the pube line, giving it the appearance of a hatched baby bird and two eggs.
by Shocka41 July 10, 2009
Get the Bird's Nestmug. Brian: "My lady doesn't mind my Italian dick nest."
Ben: "Your what?"
Brian: "The bush around my dick."
Ben: "Your what?"
Brian: "The bush around my dick."
by Danigans86 January 6, 2010
Get the Dick Nestmug.