The Phoenix Rises

Various forms of milk torture, including but not limited to, water boarding Joaquin Phoenix with fresh dairy (specifically because of his cleft pallet and fucked up lip)

My therapist advised me that I should start to scale it back on the intensity of my aggressive jerk sessions. My uncle owns a dairy farm, and I hate Joaquin Phoenix and cleft lips...so the inter-species wank was a no Brainer. After you finish you have to yell THE PHOENIX RISES

P.S. Your dancing sucked in The Joker, and you should have been Viper Room instead of your brother

-Brian Omey

#TheLip #DrugTester

by Guido and The Guy June 28, 2023

High rise

A building with a deeper foundation than a mid rise or low rise.

If a market isn't deep, they don't build a high rise, they build something that is thought to be less of a risk/liability.

by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020

Rising Vampire

The abrupt rising from your bed (like a vampire rising from its coffin) when you come in the act of felatio.

She turned me into a rising vampire last night it was that good! Just call me Edward.

by Fishfillay May 8, 2019

Die rise

A shitty map that everyone hates but Lex keeps on doing round 100 on it even tho he hates it even more than any one else.

Kid 1: Hey, want to play Die rise?
Kid 2: You are dead to me.

by Cracksh0t264 January 12, 2022

rise nation

A sweaty MLG team that can't quite reach the levels of Optic, FaZe or EnVy... yet still try their absolute hardest and leave fans disappointed when they get beaten by them

Quest who finished 4th for the 10th event in a row.... Rise Nation!

by QuakeZ December 11, 2016

rise records

A kick ass record label located in Oregon. Bands include: FIVE MINUTE RIDE, STILL LIFE PROJECTOR, LIFE BEFORE THIS and many more. Rock.

Rise Records is the best label in the universe.

by RISE August 30, 2005

rise and shine

One of two acceptable methods of being woken in the morning. This involves your girlfriend beginging to felate you 5 minutes before your choosen rising time. She does so very gently at first, and then brings you to conciousness by running her tounge over any of your designated "waking spots" she then finishes the blowjob by putting maple syrup on your man sausage and licking it clean and swallowing everything you have provided her with.

Jimmy had a rough night and had to be up early for class that morning, so his girlfriend rise and shined him, he was so hungover, he didnt wake up for half an hour!

by sparky F August 30, 2005