by Spoobie84 September 11, 2017
by Heavymasterlord666 April 27, 2020
A straight up G who fucks kids in the call of duty community, probably the best leader of all time, and pulls mad bitches.
by Oh Prop December 18, 2014
A sweaty MLG team that can't quite reach the levels of Optic, FaZe or EnVy... yet still try their absolute hardest and leave fans disappointed when they get beaten by them
by QuakeZ December 11, 2016
Various forms of milk torture, including but not limited to, water boarding Joaquin Phoenix with fresh dairy (specifically because of his cleft pallet and fucked up lip)
My therapist advised me that I should start to scale it back on the intensity of my aggressive jerk sessions. My uncle owns a dairy farm, and I hate Joaquin Phoenix and cleft lips...so the inter-species wank was a no Brainer. After you finish you have to yell THE PHOENIX RISES
P.S. Your dancing sucked in The Joker, and you should have been Viper Room instead of your brother
-Brian Omey
#TheLip #DrugTester
P.S. Your dancing sucked in The Joker, and you should have been Viper Room instead of your brother
-Brian Omey
#TheLip #DrugTester
by Guido and The Guy June 29, 2023
A kick ass record label located in Oregon. Bands include: FIVE MINUTE RIDE, STILL LIFE PROJECTOR, LIFE BEFORE THIS and many more. Rock.
by RISE August 06, 2005
One of two acceptable methods of being woken in the morning. This involves your girlfriend beginging to felate you 5 minutes before your choosen rising time. She does so very gently at first, and then brings you to conciousness by running her tounge over any of your designated "waking spots" she then finishes the blowjob by putting maple syrup on your man sausage and licking it clean and swallowing everything you have provided her with.
Jimmy had a rough night and had to be up early for class that morning, so his girlfriend rise and shined him, he was so hungover, he didnt wake up for half an hour!
by sparky F August 04, 2005