Foreskin Fortress

When a man's penis is fully erect and the foreskin still hangs off the dick end. Usually caused by excessive tugging of the foreskin or from having too many boys chew on it like bubble gum.

Son: "Dad? Why does your bald burrito look like shit?"
Dad: "Well you see son, I have a Foreskin Fortress!"
Son: "When I grow up, will I have a foreskin fortress?"
Dad: "Shut the fuck up son, and keep chewing your bubble gum!"

by the dismal paloosie July 9, 2010

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foreskin master

the foreskin master is the controller of the universe. no single being can compare to the foreskin master, he is like god, only better and higher in the ranking.

matt is the foreskin master, dont argue with him or he'll place you in his foreskin.

by marvin barrs November 27, 2004

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team foreskin

A phrase used in League of Legends to describe a situation when 4 out of 5 summoners on a team are using skins. It's a way to embarrass the 5th summoner playing without a skin on their champion, and therefore labeling their team the foreskin of a penis.

team foreskin! lux forgot her skin...

by AdventuresOfCarl July 20, 2014

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foreskin friend

two ppl playing with their foreskins like puppets.

adam and joe r serious foreskin friends.

by OLDFUCKLIFEMAN November 2, 2010

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foreskin lasagna

A sexual move in which a male has his foreskin removed by the front two teeth of his partner. The foreskin is then put in a lasagna bake and put in the microwave for 1 minute 43 seconds.

*just had sex*
Male: I'm starving
Female: foreskin lasagna?
Male: ok then.....
*female bites off foreskin*
Male: owwwww!!!!!!
Female: it will be worth it
*puts foreskin in lasagna bake and cooked in microwave for 1 minute 43 seconds*
Female: de-lish
Male: IKR!!!!!

by Funkypigeon.com September 19, 2016

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