by OLOL April 13, 2007
Get the catmug. Awesome animals that kick your asses if you pet them, they FUCKING CHASE Ghosts. Cats are awesome. That reason is the cats are awesome at kicking asses.
by Cats_Are_BOSS! February 8, 2019
Get the Catsmug. A gay, hedonistic proto-dog. The cat is probably the only untamed domestic animal as it has no need for humans, only uses them in the facilitating of its ritualistic food, sleep, and orgy habits.
The only animal known to man that when talked to, can express the concept "fuck off, fuck off now" without moving a muscle.
The only animal known to man that when talked to, can express the concept "fuck off, fuck off now" without moving a muscle.
by Late_Edition July 30, 2010
Get the Catmug. A demon in feline form which has successfully hacked natural selection by manipulating the dominant species. The most prevalent and destructive invasive species known to man, cats wreak havoc on songbird populations, ruin indoor air quality and kill humans with Toxoplasmosis and Bartonella infections worldwide. Prolonged exposure to their Toxoplasma bacteria will cause humans to lose their will and become cat thralls over time.
"My cat clawed my daughter's face off yesterday. It was her fault for moving so suddenly and thankfully the cat is ok."
- a cat thrall
- a cat thrall
by PooPoo Garbage LLC May 25, 2022
Get the Catmug. A dumb animal that will bite you once you stop petting it. But THEY ARE SO FLUFFY. They lay around doing nothing except for thinking about taking over the world and killing dogs
It is a nice source of comfort and very very cute. a small domesticated carnivorous mammal with soft fur, a short snout, and retractile claws. It is widely kept as a pet or for catching mice, and many breeds have been developed.
by Ham kitty October 10, 2017
Get the Catmug. by Dooooooooooooooooot October 1, 2020
Get the Catmug. by DAVID BAE TENNANT March 15, 2015
Get the Catmug.