Momma Cousin

When your momma and cousin are the same person
When I marry my sister I’m not inviting my momma cousin.
by SAK 42 February 17, 2019
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Your Momma

A joke that weird people who were neglected as a child use on Roblox. These people are to be avoided since they are highly likely to be a douche-bag with horrible insults that seem like he or she was sniffing pig ass before they said "Your Momma". These idiots were probably ditched by their parents to get the milk and dont deserve any attention.
Bates said "Your momma is so fat she brought a spoon to the super bowl"

"I believe he was neglected as a child"
by OmgYouAreGayINeverKnew October 21, 2022
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Jo momma

Jo momma is a phase to insult your friends mum
Cool kid: hey whats ur mums name

Not cool kid:jo
Cool kid : JO MOMMAA
by Harvey mamma June 10, 2021
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piss momma

An older female whom engages in the art of seductive urination, sometime for a pre-negotiated fee. A Piss Momma is known to regularly leave her mark everywhere with her calling card, an empty plastic water bottle. Follow the trail of water bottles and meet up with a Piss Momma and negotiate your terms.
Hey bro, just say this nice little Piss Momma at the bar. She left behind her empty water bottle in her seat. On it was written a phone number and it says for a golden good time Call Jessica.
by Callmethunda August 03, 2017
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swag momma

A girl that is the sexiest person in the room and everyone knows it just by her sheer presence
"Bro that girls a swag momma"
by Monkeyman__D1 February 02, 2016
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Momma Kel

She's the coolest mom around.She knows what's up and she still loves you.
You know Momma Kel going cray cray when she puts on Brass Monkey 🐒!
by Kapel April 09, 2017
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Momma J

The name a bunch of white boy gave me (Journey, the bestest person ever) because I'm so cool
Also because they're in denial of being into me and lowkey wanna call me mommy without being weird.

P.S. ILY Will <3
Will, Trent, Kade, etc.: Wassup Momma J!
Me: ...hi.
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