No Nut November

Otherwise known as NNN, it is the god forsaken month for the majority identifying as males. No Nut November is the month in where you are not allowed to peak, nut, or ejaculate in any way for any reason. Females and those of other identifying genders may try to lure and trick you into peaking. Do NOT do it. By the laws of human nature, this is not something we should, and will not allow. WLR will help.

jordan: "that bitch bad asl bro. i outta fuck her in the ass bro."
michael: "ayoo nahh brodie it's no nut november.

jordan: "im so real 4 that tho."

by anonymous November 1, 2022

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Go Nuts November

Ejaculating frequently is considered to be good for men's health. So why on earth would you withhold that for an entire month in the same month that is used to promote men's health?! That's nuts!

So don't do that, fuck No Nut November, that shit is so last year anyway, nut all you want, go nuts!

And if you want to withhold so badly, just use Stoptober for that.

Nut every day in november!
Go Nuts November, the only way to go! (or come)

Yo, dude, why are you still doing that No Nut November? That shit ain't doing you much good. It's unnecessary torture. I'm doing Go Nuts November. Just nut every day for the entire month. That's better for you, and way more fun!

by Awe&borrow November 4, 2020

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No Nut November Official Pass

You can get a no nut November pass for each week that you haven't nutted (This also includes 0 to puberty). This is one of the only ways to get this pass but it can also be gotten like this. Get a girl to give you one or don't nut for a month.

Hey bro did you get the No Nut November Official pass.
Yeah I have 396 of them

by Curiosity's November 28, 2023

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