Charlie: You seem grumpy today? What happened?
Lev: Didn't get to masturbate on Saturday
Charlier: Why not?
Lev: I got interrupted.
Charlie: Ohhh. I wish somebody would mess up my sacred saturdays
Lev: Didn't get to masturbate on Saturday
Charlier: Why not?
Lev: I got interrupted.
Charlie: Ohhh. I wish somebody would mess up my sacred saturdays
by BallsofHorror November 16, 2014
A clear exemple of The sacred text paradox is:
"No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord."
It's about transgenderism, circumcision or CBT. depend on who is saying it hates the most
"No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord."
It's about transgenderism, circumcision or CBT. depend on who is saying it hates the most
by salsicha20cm August 23, 2021
The sacred sister law states that “If you find news or information that makes you feel uncomfortable, you must share it to your sister”.
The sacred sister law: Brit and char are sisters. Brit found a video about an onion that made her feel uncomfortable. Brit shared the video to Char.
by Shhhitsbrit November 21, 2022
by Neon Fox March 28, 2021
Pronunciation: /ˈseɪkrɪd ˈmaʊntən/ (This is a suggested phonetic pronunciation)
Definition:
1. Sacred Mountain (phrase, noun) - A biblical place of profound spiritual importance, referenced in both the Old and New Testaments. Places where divine encounters or significant events are believed to have occurred.
Significance:
• It identifies the “sacred mountain” as a significant location within the biblical narrative.
• It highlights its spiritual and religious importance as a site of divine encounters.
• It specifies its relevance to both the Old and New Testaments.
• It implies a connection to the sacred, sainted, and the divine.
Definition:
1. Sacred Mountain (phrase, noun) - A biblical place of profound spiritual importance, referenced in both the Old and New Testaments. Places where divine encounters or significant events are believed to have occurred.
Significance:
• It identifies the “sacred mountain” as a significant location within the biblical narrative.
• It highlights its spiritual and religious importance as a site of divine encounters.
• It specifies its relevance to both the Old and New Testaments.
• It implies a connection to the sacred, sainted, and the divine.
Examples:
• “The sacred mountain is often viewed as a place of revelation and spiritual connection.”
• “Pilgrims traveled to the sacred mountain aspiring divine guidance and sapience.”
• “According to the scriptures, it was on a sacred mountain where laws were transmitted.”
• “The sacred mountain serves as a symbol of faith and spiritual elevation.”
• “The stories about the sacred mountain are an important part of biblical comprehension.”
• “The sacred mountain is often viewed as a place of revelation and spiritual connection.”
• “Pilgrims traveled to the sacred mountain aspiring divine guidance and sapience.”
• “According to the scriptures, it was on a sacred mountain where laws were transmitted.”
• “The sacred mountain serves as a symbol of faith and spiritual elevation.”
• “The stories about the sacred mountain are an important part of biblical comprehension.”
by Dmitrio January 15, 2025
by Sacred Meats September 03, 2021