A deer that follows you yet does not join the conversation. It is just "there". Technically it is not the deers fault because the deer cannot speak, but it still follows you. Most people find this cute. We call these people crazy.
Crazy: Awww look at the cute lurker deer!
Normal person: DON'T TOUCH IT! It might have lurker rabies!
Normal person: DON'T TOUCH IT! It might have lurker rabies!
by JASPERCRAZY November 14, 2009
by iomandala December 24, 2007
The hours between 3 and 4 am when deer are permitted on the road without being fined. Deer receive a very short but also punishable 5 minute grace period between 4-4:05 am which they should use to safely exit the road. The deer police will issue heavy fines if deer are caught on the road during any times other than those listed. (Also can simply be referred to as deer)
My nigga and I were bout to go out for a drive to pick up some bitches but we realized it was Deer O'Clock and knew it was too dangerous to drive with deer filling the streets.
by Phil "Hot Dog" Kessel August 01, 2017
A transformative disease due to the cleansing a wound in a contaminated water supply. After infected one obtains the strength of ten thousand ox, a man, a beast, a legend, a Deer Man.
by BatMelk May 28, 2012
A strain of weed, made populat by the movie Grandmas Boy, that gets you so high you think you have antlers like a deer.
Take the Frankenstein, the Deer Shit, the Bling, and the Bling Bling; And roll it all into one joint.
by I. Smokeda Goodshit February 21, 2008
by Marco Porno September 27, 2008
I bought a new pickup truck and gave it some skid plates, nerf bars, a 12" lift kit, super swampers, and a deer-killer.
by fizzle April 15, 2004