Used to describe something lost in an area usually frequented by the speaker after they have checked every possible location it could be.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen the tea I bought last week?
Person 2: No, where did you lose it?
Person 1: In my apartment. I've turned the place upside down and the only place it could at this point be would be up satan's left nostril.
Person 2: No, where did you lose it?
Person 1: In my apartment. I've turned the place upside down and the only place it could at this point be would be up satan's left nostril.
by ScrunglyBingus February 27, 2023

A nostril cream pie occurs at the end/conclusion of a blowjob when a guy pulls his dick out of a girls mouth just before he cums and jams it up to or in (depending on size of dick and her nostrils) one of her nostrils and blows his whole load up her nose.
Dude, she was so pissed when I gave her a gnarly nostril cream pie!!!
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by Eskorpija May 21, 2016

A lactating woman puts her nipple into someone's nostril and they snort the milk out of the nipple into their nose.
That nostril nipple shot has my nose leaking.
I just went on a date and she gave me the best nostril nipple shot I could ever think of.
I just went on a date and she gave me the best nostril nipple shot I could ever think of.
by SaucyFartTart69999 October 5, 2022

by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

When someone does something that smells bad such fart or have a massive shit so that it stinks really bad and "assaults" said persons nostrils.
by LordJenal March 21, 2024

When you exhale electronic cigarette vapour through your nose whilst drinking a hot beverage in order to disguise the fact that you're vaping.
by The Procrastinatrix July 31, 2023

