Nonce

People named Nathan and Charlie

Oh look it’s Nathan the nonce

by Fatty bum bum January 17, 2021

Nonce

A decriptive that gives a number of frequency of zero. A non-occuring event.

Q: "How many times did you go out with him?"

A: "Nonce. Zero times"

by Lucien Nyx November 20, 2012

NoNcE

A handsome guy

Ayeee I did it you nonce

by Angry bird™ April 22, 2019

Nonce

Somebody who uses the reset button on Wreckfest.

That fucking nonce just reset as I was about to hit him.

by Gertdin March 1, 2020

Nonce

When someone is a pure fucking pedophile. They are an adult and like to have sex with little girls

Oi lads, dod you hear about Jehan? Yh, Jehan is a proper nonce

by I have the biggest back May 22, 2019

Nonce

You

Hey did you see that guy, I think he was a nonce
You mean you saw yourself

by Penultimate Pear December 24, 2019

Nonce

Someone who's an idiot.

Harry,you're such a fucking nonce!

by Cutiebae1011 December 28, 2019