Nonce

UK slang for pedophile or sex offender. Often appear in YouTube videos or on social media. More common in dark allies coated in graffiti. Don't really like to show their faces. Can prefer boys or girls.

Guy: hey kid, get in my van. i have candy
Kid: HELL NO YOU NONCE

by Iss Ya Boi Skinny Penis May 25, 2018

Nonce

A decriptive that gives a number of frequency of zero. A non-occuring event.

Q: "How many times did you go out with him?"

A: "Nonce. Zero times"

by Lucien Nyx November 20, 2012

Nonce

Somebody who uses the reset button on Wreckfest.

That fucking nonce just reset as I was about to hit him.

by Gertdin March 1, 2020

NoNcE

A handsome guy

Ayeee I did it you nonce

by Angry bird™ April 22, 2019

Nonce

A Nonce is a peadophile

For Example A man that watches 6 year olds is a Nonce

by Wagwan 0161 manny on the map August 26, 2017

Nonce

A word used instead of sex offender or kidy fiddler.

Mandem your brother is such a nonce.

by Doigy101 February 25, 2017

Nonce

Someone who's an idiot.

Harry,you're such a fucking nonce!

by Cutiebae1011 December 28, 2019