Nomptions

Options for nomz.

Hey, where do you want to eat?

I don't know, what are our nomptions?

by AlexPaulBrian June 11, 2010

numpty

Someone who cannot figure out how to open a Jaguar using the manafacturer's key.

When the car is more intelligent than the driver.
Mike you are a complete numpty, take it back to where you bought it from and tell them you are too thick to drive it..

by Segun January 25, 2005

Nempton

Someone who cannot get a stiffy

"I heard that guy is a nempton."

by RyanSmith February 1, 2009

nomtage

-A montage of animals (or people) eating. Eating is also known as "noming".
-First used while watching a Travel Channel show about animals. (can also be used to describe a televised eating competition)

-Dude, you missed it, they totally just had a nomtage on this special.

by Mr. Cheezle February 14, 2010

Nomtaneous

The act of eating something enjoyable at the last minute. Spontaneous act of delicious nommyness.

I just nomtaneously wandered into Burger King.

by Dreaad November 22, 2009

Nometh

To righteously consume a much anticipated meal or snack.

I could not wait until lunch to nometh upon my double bacon wrapped bacon cheeseburger with bacon.

by BrianTheDesigner November 15, 2010

Numptyhubba

1. A person who is significantly lacking in intelligence.

2. A person who is clearly "different" to surrounding organisms.

"Why did Steve score so low on the test?" "Nothing new, he's a numptyhubba."

by Wiiwierdo November 21, 2011