stu noise

painful, world-weary sigh perpetuated by a man named stu, and used in most situations where a decision, response, or movement is asked of him.

other person: hey stu, we won't be able to smoke another cone until you chop some more mix.
stu: *stu noise*

by miguel juan January 7, 2005

Piggly Noises

Noises that are intended to imitate the sound that pigs make. They are mostly used to annoy people. There are two types of piggly noises: the snort and the squeal.

Student: *snorts and squeals*

Teacher: God Dangit! Stop makin those Piggly Noises!!!!

by george133 July 31, 2010

noisebottom

Someone who farts a lot.

Some noisebottom made life very unpleasant for everyone on the subway this afternoon.

by Circushead July 4, 2006

Glisten Noise

The glisteny noise a turd makes when it it is being pushed out of your pooper.

Listening to his colleagues glisten noise in the cubicle next door was the best part of Pete's day.

by DECKKS June 23, 2019

White Noise

The use of false narratives in the media to distract the planetary collective at large, specifically towards focusing on false details of a story that otherwise is or might be true.

I get the sense that there is still a lot of white noise around the events that occurred on 911... Welcome to United States of Amnesia.😒

by Coolcandle September 12, 2019

Noise Bot

Those stupid ads to the right on UD. The girls are mega ugly. Especially the one with the green shirt and the giant fat ears that stick out. And their shirts are lame as hell.

That chick over there is ugly as hell. Noise Bot's shirts suck.

by Lynnster February 26, 2009

whale noises

The gibberish you write when you don't want to text someone who texts you. This method gets them to stop texting you. Works every time!

Whale noises are the following: "masldkfjalksjdflaksd"

by whalenoises123 September 12, 2010