turtle necking

When a guy has a boner while wearing pants he pulls his penis up vertical so the tip is exposed above his waist line.

I was about to pitch a tent in public so I decided on turtle necking it instead.

by Newballz June 6, 2013

nucking

a safty words for the word "Fuck".

I can't cuss in front of my parents, so I say nucking.

by Wormtail May 13, 2005

Nicking it up

Being a douchebag by pretending you know more than you really do. Wnen someone is Nicking it up, the people around him usually notice, and then converse about it later

Me: Dude, remebr that time in the Bahamas when _______ was Drunk.

Nick: Yeah.

Me: Dude you weren't there.

Nick: Oh Yeah

Me: you're a Douchenozzle.

Everyone Afterwards: He was Really Nicking it up.

by another name September 7, 2008

Noking

Noking is the art of not knowing when to joke so instead making a horribly offensive joke which inadvertently makes everyone hate you

Jimmy better stop noking with Amanda before she jumps off the building

by John st Pierre July 11, 2016

Necking

Necking is lifestyle not a game. When you witness a human do a act uncalled for or something just that's plain stupid , you get that neck and let nothing stop you. Gentle necks for a minor cause if it is serious you smack that neck with all the power the lord gave you. Also if that person messed up extremely bad you take them necking privileges away for a week till they gone learn.

Boy you done f**ked up gimme that neck *smak* necking

by DICKtionary_master March 6, 2017

Bottle-necking

When a male/female stands up straight and tilts their neck back, allowing their partner to sit on face whilst making love. The male/female on bottom may stick tongue up ass and or vagina, as well suck on balls, making for a pleasurable experience for the one on top. In addition, the one on bottom may also hold the thighs of their partner, relieving some stress on their neck if they are not strong enough to hold them without the support.

"We tried bottle-necking last night, now my neck is super sore!"
"Damn! I gotta do that too!"

by The Fire Dragon June 26, 2016

Turtle necking

When the poo is starting to come out your butt and your trying to hold it in

It's turtle necking!

by Jr LS August 13, 2017