While you and your girl are giong at it doggy-style call her by her sisters name and have your buddies jump out of the closet at the same time and see how long you can hold on. If you can ride it for 8 seconds you have accomplished something.
by patrolman_todd October 20, 2007
when someone at barnes and noble leaves a printed out dick pick photo in the book or magazine of their choice. the hope is that someone will open the book or mag and a dick pic will fall out so others can laugh at them.
"dude my grandma picked up a better homes and garden mag at barnes and noble and got the noble surprise right when her pastor walked by".
by Raoulduke69 January 18, 2024
A useless twat that gives his slaves nothing but grief. Cannot speak english as a proper Canadian and drives on the wrong side of the road
by Doug April 01, 2005
There are many layers to the title Noble Nelly Nooblet, ‘ Noble’ From Middle English, from Old French noble, from Latin nōbilis, represents apart of this friend that is the most bodacious characteristic they own. They are always there for you and let you be 100% of yourself without judgment.
‘Nelly’ though this is often used to explain someone who is nosey or very much involved in the lives of others, in this instance it is used to describe the most curious parts of this person’s personality, they are always teaching you new things and taking you on whimsical adventures.
‘Nooblet’ comes from the new English slang often used in video game terminology to describe a person who does not know much or is lesser at the game , we use this word to close the title because they don’t know shit fuck about fuck , but somehow always end up being the leader of everyone in their lives.
‘Nelly’ though this is often used to explain someone who is nosey or very much involved in the lives of others, in this instance it is used to describe the most curious parts of this person’s personality, they are always teaching you new things and taking you on whimsical adventures.
‘Nooblet’ comes from the new English slang often used in video game terminology to describe a person who does not know much or is lesser at the game , we use this word to close the title because they don’t know shit fuck about fuck , but somehow always end up being the leader of everyone in their lives.
by Spooderman69788 December 07, 2023
what Queen Elizabeth II produces when she farts
by internet dad jokes October 18, 2021
by yoooowsgman November 24, 2021
Sexy dark skin mofo, made of pure perfection big dick vibes and great at games such as Fortnite, NBA, COD, and Apex Legends. Bags hella bitches on the regular and loves porn and weed.
by YUNGOLDDAGGERDICK December 02, 2020