Waldo-ing

When someone only posts group photos on their dating profile, making it hard to determine who they are and what they look like.

This guy is totally guilty of waldo-ing – all his dating app photos are group pics! How am I supposed to know which one he is?!

by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020

A Waldo

A Waldo is a micro penis with herpes sores encircling it.

GG Allen pulled out his penis in front of me, it was such a Waldo.

by KirbyS November 17, 2025

Furry Waldo

Micro penis shrouded with excessive pubic hair. To the point where it can not be seen

G.G. Allin had such a small penis if he grew out his pubic hair he’d have a furry waldo

by Punkfreak868 November 17, 2025

Waldo

An adjective used to describe a brother who is inferior to his younger brothers, usually in reference to sports. A 'Waldo' is usually a toxic and mean person who curses and takes his anger out on others due to his inferiority. Known to follow leaders around and bum lick them, many times referred to as a sheeple.

Man 1: "That guy is such a waldo"
Man 2: "I know he always follows around the captain"

by TheInferiousWaldo December 16, 2025

Waldo

A nick name for your chrush who your dululu about

Real Quote: Are they Waldos?

by daily daughter July 10, 2024

Where's Waldo?

An expression used to warn others that a woman is transgender in a club and her penis is hard to find because of its size, thus it is classified as Waldo. It is a "Where's Waldo" situation.

- Yo that girl over there's a "Where's Waldo?" situation.

- Damn nice I'm into that

by quantum_duck July 26, 2024

Waldo wigglestick

The act of putting your penis in the glory hole behind the loves truck stop in Waldo, Fl.

I went down to loves and did the ole Waldo wigglestick last night and got arrested by an undercover cop. Not sure why he blew me first but here we are.

by Armydog81 December 14, 2023