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closet hetero

someone who is hetero but pretends to be queer
I bet you're being a closet hetero just to get to mingle with them
by tory borty May 9, 2013
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Crafty Hetero

A heterosexual man who acts or in extreme cases pretends to actually be homosexual in order to reap the benefits afforded to homosexual men by women.
Chip: Have you noticed that Tom never actually gets with other guys on a night out?
Dave: Yeah, he's a crafty hetero for sure.
by LouisLouis November 11, 2015
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hetero-duogamist

Someone with two sexual partners, each of the gender opposite to his or her own. Distinguished from the more common term "duogamist," which most often refers to someone with one partner of each gender.
Jill, a hetero-duogamist, has a husband, Mike, and a boyfriend, Charles.
by Argolander November 30, 2018
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hetero-duogamy

The circumstance of having two sexual partners, both of the gender opposite to one's own. Distinguished from "duogamy," which most often refers to having one partner of each gender.
Jane's hetero-duogamy entails her relationship with Elaine, her girlfriend, as well as her relationship with her husband, Bill, whom she loves, but not enough for her to kill him.
by Argolander November 30, 2018
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No hetero to heaven

Just like no homo, except for hets. Also, let's be honest we're all already going to hell and heaven is just boring at this point, so no offence, but no hetero to heaven
Gay #1: Dude that's so het
Gay #2: yeah, full offence but no hetero to heaven.
by thebievolution November 13, 2019
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Hetero-bag

A term my sleep deprived brain made up, meaning a heterosexual person who is like a trash bag. Used when a heterosexual is being homophobic, transphobic ect. Not to be confused with calling all heterosexuals trash.
"Omg. (Insert name) called me a f***ot. He is such a Hetero-bag."
by Liliow August 14, 2020
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Hetero-mo

A man who is overtly masculine and seems incredibly heterosexual for all rights and purposes, including dress, interests, and public conduct, but is in reality an extremely subtle homosexual.
Corey dresses and acts like a straight guy, but he's totally into dudes. He's such a hetero-mo!
by Stormy_Weather August 6, 2011
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