by tory borty May 9, 2013
Get the closet hetero mug.A heterosexual man who acts or in extreme cases pretends to actually be homosexual in order to reap the benefits afforded to homosexual men by women.
Chip: Have you noticed that Tom never actually gets with other guys on a night out?
Dave: Yeah, he's a crafty hetero for sure.
Dave: Yeah, he's a crafty hetero for sure.
by LouisLouis November 11, 2015
Get the Crafty Hetero mug.Someone with two sexual partners, each of the gender opposite to his or her own. Distinguished from the more common term "duogamist," which most often refers to someone with one partner of each gender.
by Argolander November 30, 2018
Get the hetero-duogamist mug.The circumstance of having two sexual partners, both of the gender opposite to one's own. Distinguished from "duogamy," which most often refers to having one partner of each gender.
Jane's hetero-duogamy entails her relationship with Elaine, her girlfriend, as well as her relationship with her husband, Bill, whom she loves, but not enough for her to kill him.
by Argolander November 30, 2018
Get the hetero-duogamy mug.Just like no homo, except for hets. Also, let's be honest we're all already going to hell and heaven is just boring at this point, so no offence, but no hetero to heaven
by thebievolution November 13, 2019
Get the No hetero to heaven mug.A term my sleep deprived brain made up, meaning a heterosexual person who is like a trash bag. Used when a heterosexual is being homophobic, transphobic ect. Not to be confused with calling all heterosexuals trash.
by Liliow August 14, 2020
Get the Hetero-bag mug.A man who is overtly masculine and seems incredibly heterosexual for all rights and purposes, including dress, interests, and public conduct, but is in reality an extremely subtle homosexual.
by Stormy_Weather August 6, 2011
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