worlds greatest crane man

The one man on the planet that is the beat on every type of hoisting device

John COMPTON is the worlds greatest crane man

by the hooist August 18, 2012

Upside-Down Crane Dropper

A sex position, invented by a future Principal and his former student, where the girl lays on a bed with her head dangling off. The guy, with penis erect, drops the crane directly into the girl's mouth. The girl then proceeds to give a sweet blow job. Most women think this is a stupid move, however, it isn't. It's awesome.

I put my girl in the upside-down crane dropper last night and she loved it!

by Junior Whatacock August 16, 2014

Sadako and the thousand paper cranes

A book with a sad ending in Hiroshima, Japan.

i love reading Sadako and the thousand paper cranes.

by Its_avi March 18, 2022

Upside-Down Crane Dropper With Wrecking Ball Attachment

A sex position, invented by a future Principal and his former student, where the girl lays on a bed with her head dangling off. The guy, with penis erect, drops the crane directly into the girl's mouth. The girl then proceeds to give a sweet blow job. (This is the upside down crane dropper). The Wrecking Ball Attachment is when the guy reaches onto the girl's vagina and stimulates her. Women tend to like this move much better than the Upside-Down Crane Dropper. It's awesome.

I put my girlfriend in the Upside-Down Crane Dropper With Wrecking Ball Attachment and she loved it!

by Junior Whatacock August 16, 2014

Have you ever run a friction crane?

When a guy wants to talk to a girl but he doesn’t know what to say to her he asks her if she has ever run a friction crane. Nobody really knows what a friction crane is but it is a way to start a conversation.

Guy: Have you ever run a friction crane?
Girl: Whats that?
Guy: I don’t know but I thought you were pretty and I wanted to talk to you.

by Friction crane guy January 1, 2023

Crane Middle School

The middle school where guys peg each other and then say being gay is weird.

A urinal was stolen and got taken out of the wall.

Plus there are used condoms everywhere

Rachel: I went to crane Middle School

Quinn: eww, that’s gross

by HookerMary June 15, 2022

crane

A powerful god that uses the internet

Hey man do you follow our lord crane he can obliterate the universe with just his fingers

by Coolishcrane May 14, 2021