Niko

it's the cat with a lightbulb

known to occasionally eat pancakes

(i miss you Niko)

God: Niko is a cat
Niko: I am not a cat! I don't walk on four legs and eat mice like cats do!
(...I hope people don't think I eat mice.)

by the-pancake-man July 12, 2022

Nikolas

Nikolas is a great loyal guy who can give anyone the world. He treats the people he loves like absolute angels and he is the most attractive person ever, he might have slow reply times but he is an amazing person! If you have a Nikolas then you better watch em other girls!

“Oh my god that’s got to be a Nikolas”
“He’s so hot!”
“And he has a girlfriend”

by nik’s wifey September 29, 2020

Nikolas

Person with an colossal cock.
A person who will fuck very good.

Girl 1 : OMG Nikolas own dick was huge i lost my virginty to him.
Girl 2 : OMG you too? i lost my birginty to him too

by Tara leon gue May 2, 2011

Niko's Gloves

the only thing people care about now in Gta IV, Rumored to have been taken out of the game at the last second...god damn you rockstar..

Niko's gloves are harder to find than Bigfoot...because they dont exist

by WWiDJesus May 8, 2008

Nicofein

To have a burning need for nicotine. By the time one is 'nicofeining', they will accept any form of tobacco; cigarette, chewing tobacco, an old stale re-fry sitting in the grass of a ghetto park, etc.

Ashley: "Thanks for the dinner, Thomas! Oh, I dropped my last cigarette in a puddle of dog piss two hours ago and you know we both just ran out of cash! I think i'm going to explode of need. Got any form of nicotine?"

Thomas: "Good job, dumbass! No, I didn't stop myself from cleaning out the ashtray in my car because I figured you might be competent enough to hold on to at least one fucking cigarette that we could share after this meal. I'M NICOFEININ' TOO, YAKNOW!?"

by shewillbelovedd June 30, 2009

Alexa Nikolas

A girl casted as Nicole on the Nickeldeon television show Zoey 101. She left the show for an unknown reason in 2007. Its predicted she got more fan-mail than any other girl on the show because she is the prettiest and most fun character. Fans of Alexa Nikolas usually are not attracted to or are fans of Jamie Lynn Spears because of their completely different characters and style of dress. Now watchers of the show are forced to look at Lola (Victoria Justice) who's character and style of dress has changed slightly since the character Nicole has left the show due to fill her gap. Victoria Justice is pretty but not 100% all the time when she is wearing a terrible outfit or is in the wrong light. Alexa Nikolas is beautiful all the time. Even in a t-shirt and sweats. She is one of the most prettiest and talented girls on tv and would be hard to replace. Bottom Line.

Alexa Nikolas is no longer on Zoey 101! What am I supposed to do, look at Quinn! WTF! Savage Steve Holland and Nickelodeon better get their shit together and get her back or start a Nicole 102 show.

by The Jax April 19, 2007

Nikocado Onlyfans

Worse than CP

I was traumatized watching Nikocado Onlyfans.

by Aaaaron S April 20, 2022