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near taint

Taint is the area between the vagina and the butthole.
Shavonda wouldnt let me touch anywhere near taint.
by Tom Cobb September 1, 2008
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get near

To leave; sort of a rush but not really. To get near your destination.
Fuck boys it’s 2:00 am and I gotta work in the morning let’s get near.
by Mustardtiger86 December 24, 2023
mugGet the get nearmug.
The Only Sincere Muscle Is On The Middle Of The Inde Of The Left Cheeck Near The Left Vermillion Border
The Only Sincere Muscle Is On The Middle Of The Inde Of The Left Cheeck Near The Left Vermillion Border
mugGet the The Only Sincere Muscle Is On The Middle Of The Inde Of The Left Cheeck Near The Left Vermillion Bordermug.

Near enough

sufficiently close to being the case for all practical purposes.
"this price was near enough the going rate for rent"

GIF: Jimmy Fallon, The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, The Tonight Show
by Arminkshipper July 21, 2024
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Near-bought Experience

an occurrence in which a person comes very close to buying an item and has memories of a previous experience (such as spending a lot of money for buying shoes that is never used).
Yesterday, I had a near-bought experience with wrong gift for my girlfriend which may indeed result in a near-death experience in the future.
by 4fun_oru_resam May 15, 2019
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Near

A Smash Discord server Admin who loves lolis.
Ah'mere: "Have you seen Near?"
Yello: "Bro, he's a man of culture!"
Ah'mere: "Doesn't he like lolis?"
by Light Yagami (Goro Akechi) November 30, 2020
mugGet the Nearmug.

Near Peer

If this is in regard to military operations then you're fucked!
Using infrared lasers in a near peer conflict will give your position away.
by IAMIDRN January 13, 2025
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