namesexist

judging people based on their names. making assumptions about a stranger only by their name.

Angela : hey, can i bring my friend Dragan along too.
Bob: No, she sounds a like beast
Angela : Wow, your so namesexist!

by nameprotector September 14, 2010

Námeste

Square.

Person 1: "Ain't that the truth?"

Person 2: "Námeste. Amen."

by mojomissus May 17, 2011

Code Names

Boys are given names of food or ice cream flavors as code instead of their real name giving the girls power to talk freely about whatever food or flavor they want ;P

"Omg! Potatoes and Orange are so sexy!" - girl #1
"Yeah they are!!" - girl #2
"Wait...what?" - boy

POTATOES AND ORANGE ARE THE CODE NAMEs FOR JOHN AND ANDREW.

by aWESOMEnessyo August 22, 2011

ghetto names

a female or male with a name that is hard to say SIKE a black person like me name in dar child wit balck niggas style

these are names of black people in dc no lie
denisinona kekolinqa shamrockila THESE ARE GHETTO NAMES

by shapelle,or shanti January 31, 2007

J names

Y’all girls are gonna like this one :)

J names are the worst, they like to cheat on everyone
They also jump from one file to another, they always steal hearts and breaks them, but here’s the thing, I’m a boy with a j name, my name is jayden, funny right, you can trust me though :) I’m loyal as can be

Ashley: girls guess what😭
Emma: what?
Ashley: my bf broke up with me😭
Tanner: let me guess, was it a j name?
Ashley: yep😭
Emma: j names are douche bags

by Tiny J October 6, 2021

Cool Definitions for Names

Cool Definitions for Names are COOL. Usually, people type someones name as a word and then a really funny definition. Sadly, they don't have all the names in the world. My name is really weird and they don't have a funny definition for mine, they just have the actual definition for my name. All the popular kids on snapchat post about their name and how funny it is. My friend {Breah} has a funny definition for hers. I'm honestly TRIGGERED.

OMG! Did you see those Cool Definitions for Names on Urban Dictionary? Mine is the freaking funniest!

by YesimaCookie December 17, 2016

Namestropic

A term used to define the type of people who submit their names or the names of significant others into Urban Dictionary with either cute or glorifying definitions.

"The namestropics are some of the most annoying people ever."

by IVEBEENJOELEDOHGODYES December 28, 2014