Can I put My balls in your jaw?
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Ate my balls
"Ate my balls" or "I ate my balls" is an expression in the standup comedy community, whereby a comedian goes on stage and attempts to make an audience laugh, and fails miserably, also known as "bombing."
This can be due to either:
The comedian performing the material poorly.
-Or-
An obnoxious, aggressive, or just generally shitty crowd, or rather, that the crowd and the comedian weren't meshing, weren't on the same page comedically.
The expression is used in both cases. The expression seems to be popular with, and may have originated with comedians from the East Coast, particularly Boston; Bill Burr and Jim Norton are examples of comics who frequently use the expression.
This can be due to either:
The comedian performing the material poorly.
-Or-
An obnoxious, aggressive, or just generally shitty crowd, or rather, that the crowd and the comedian weren't meshing, weren't on the same page comedically.
The expression is used in both cases. The expression seems to be popular with, and may have originated with comedians from the East Coast, particularly Boston; Bill Burr and Jim Norton are examples of comics who frequently use the expression.
"Man this last open mic was brutal, I got up there and ate my balls in front of 20 other angry comics who looked like they were paid to be there."
Ate my balls by The Alaskan Assassin March 8, 2014
Holler at my Balls
A slang term used in place of "call me" or "please get back to me". Used mostly by young surfer guys or urban homies.
"Yo Tyler, what's up? How long have you been back in town? Holler at my balls!" or "You haven't gotten back to me about hookin' up this weekend. Holler at my balls!"
Holler at my Balls by nitsua74 August 11, 2009
all up on my balls
Up in someone's business, getting on someone's case, harping on someone, aggressively invasive or pursuant. Can be used to mean a woman whose aggressively pursuing a man. Can also be said all over my balls or just on my balls, or in terms of get off my balls or get off my back
My landlord was all up on my balls for the rent this month, dude needs to chill out
Your girl was all over your balls last night at that party
Man, why you all up on my balls, I already said sorry
Dude, get off my balls about it
Your girl was all over your balls last night at that party
Man, why you all up on my balls, I already said sorry
Dude, get off my balls about it
all up on my balls by ptree March 25, 2008
Wash My Balls
Wash My Balls by AM999 August 8, 2008