by timothy cook October 17, 2008

Man 1: Damn. She's got more testosterone than the entire football team.
Man 2: Yeah, she's a fucking mush bird alright.
Man 2: Yeah, she's a fucking mush bird alright.
by Itchy nutsack May 31, 2006

by Steve Thornhill January 22, 2008

When a conservative girl covers her sagging tits in whipped cream, and shoves a guy's face into her chest, n sticks her cream covered tits in his ears!
Instead of shoving that reddit whip down his throat, that sweet kinky cougar opted for the reddi mush
by t-bone-shank May 3, 2020

Someone who appears to be thin with clothes on, but their body is actually flabby, mushy, or cellulite-ridden.
Girl 1: "I wish I had Natalie's body."
Girl 2: "No you don't. I've seen her in a bathing suit, and she's a total mush-rail."
Girl 2: "No you don't. I've seen her in a bathing suit, and she's a total mush-rail."
by Julie F. and Julie B. April 22, 2008

The result of letting your partner cum insid you and not having time to wash up properly afterwards. Extreamly uncomfortable and sticky if you have things to do that day. A constant reminder of how gross you are and how badly you need a shower.
Damn it! I am late for work are ready now I have to deal with MUSH PUSS all day long you're so inconsiderate
by BoxChevy33 January 3, 2015
