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Munter

by yourmumsamunter April 11, 2009
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Munier Blow Job

The act of one farting into another person's nostrils such that the rush of gas creates the hollow sound akin to that of blowing air upwards into one's own nostrils.
Person 1: If you don't stop annoying me, I'll give you a Munier blow job!
Person 2: NO! If you do, I'll clog your terlet.. again.
by bOp!-O-Lish April 29, 2009
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Munter

Someone who likes to munt things. He/she who munts is a munter.
Johno is such a cunt munter.
by Morkus Morkus August 12, 2018
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Plastic Manners

When two people, or groups of people, meet up unexpectedly and instantly hide their true feelings about each other under awkward and blatantly fake politeness.
After just leaving an unwanted conversation and joining another with a genuine friend:

Newcomer: God, I thought that would never end.

Friend: You two have seriously plastic manners. Just admit you don't like talking to one another. It's sad watching you two stumble through a conversation.
by Easy Living September 29, 2008
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Manneroth

FUCK Manneroth is huge
by roflcoptor1223324 June 3, 2009
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mannerism bingo

Mannerism Bingo is a game played by students on a boring day of class. It is played by creating a 5 by 5 game board in the style of bingo, but putting a bunch of the teacher's mannerisms in the boxes, playing until one person has any row, column, or diagonal completely crossed out.

Like the normal game of Bingo, rules vary from place to place, but there are 2 central rules to mannerism bingo which are constant. One, if one achieves Bingo, they must somehow say it out loud so that the rest of the class can hear without getting in trouble for being distruptive (a common strategy is to raise your hand and try to work the word bingo into your sentance). Two, the teacher in question must never, ever discover the existance of mannerism bingo, or it is totally ruined.

Mannerism Bingo is very strange in that high school and college students all over the world claim to be the ones who invented the game, yet no one actually knows where it came from. Earliest documented games of Mannerism Bingo are from around 2004, beyond this no one knows.
"Mr. Johnson, do you think they had the game of bingo in the 1600's?"

"That was a great period for mannerism bingo, our teacher was filling in so many squares for us."
by HelioSeven July 27, 2009
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munter

Short bar in wood-framing, usually the central, vertical components of a panelled door. Scottish variant of muntin, both possibly of French origin.
A short, thick chunk of wood, by extension, an ugly person.
"Whit fur huv ye pitten they munters in back ti front, son? Can ye no see the mouldings are different?"
"Ah shuttit ye auld munter"
by the horsieman September 17, 2012
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