Butt Muffler

A very audible blast of air from the anal orifice during anal sex.

Dude, Sally kind of freaked me out with that unexpected butt muffler last night.

by datwunmofo March 3, 2009

penis muffler

someone who pigs out on penises(whore)

whoa look at the penis muffler!

o shit that hoe muffle your penis??

by jake boyle ahh May 25, 2008

Scappoose Muffler

The Scappoose Muffler is local to residents of Oregon, whom upon leaving Portland for the coast, begin to get tired of their female companions chatter about 1/3 of the way to their destination while driving through Scappoose.
to quell the flow of words, the man whips out his cock and slams the head down on his johnson, thus muffling the flow of words and getting some piece and quiet.

Lucy wouldnt shut up this weekend on our way to the coast so I gave her a Scappoose Muffler and followed it up with an angry pirate.

by Not Sponsored February 23, 2009

Trump Muffler

Farting into a cushion or similar to stop nearby people from smelling or hearing it.

I'm going to use that pillow as a Trump Muffler.

by Lady Gibber July 16, 2006

Dutch Muffler

Similar to the Dutch Rudder. When a partner assists you with placing your own fingers in your anus and continues thrusting your hand for stimulation.

She wouldn't have sex with me but i did get her to give me a dutch muffler.

My asshole is still sore from that dutch muffler my girl gave me last night.

by Dklinington March 26, 2014

Polish Muffler

Placing one's hands on their genitals (primarily used by males) for warmth in cold weather.

The term comes from the idea that the Polish will put their hands on a car muffler to stay warm.

My hands were frozen at the game the other day, so I did a Polish Muffler.

Jane: You must have been freezing, it was -10 out there!

Dick: Yeah, I saved myself with a Polish Muffler.

by Richard L. Stevens May 17, 2009

Butt Muffler

A chair with a hard or impermiable seat that causes an uncomfortable popping sensation when the person sitting on it farts.

The chairs in the library are serious Butt Mufflers.

by SFDX August 6, 2010