Dead Mouse

When a guy sends an unwanted dick pic.
'I can see you're proud of it but I'm going to throw it away without ever touching it.'

Exchanged numbers with David yesterday and he dropped a dead mouse on me last night.

by Anon1Adult June 30, 2016

bald mouse

small but long penis ( tall thin basketball players )

sandy scream, bald mouse with one eye in bed! get him out! Oh sorry sweetheart...

by itichie_nocanpo June 25, 2006

Mouse Challenged

A phrase denoting a computer user's inablity to perform even the most simple tasks on a computer.

That dude is seriously mouse challenged, he didn't even know how to right-click.

by Buddy Revell July 4, 2005

modest mouse

fucking best band of all time. heart cooks brain, bitches.

dan a. is a douchebag for thinking Modest Mouse is a one-hit-wonder. they have 8 cd's, you asshat.

by adam December 5, 2004

Mouse potato

the on-line generation's answer to the couch potato

by jeska September 7, 2003

Cotton Mouse

Cotton Mouse: 1. A cylindrical absorbant piece of cotton with a string for removal used during the female menstrual period to absorb blood, uteran lining, unused baby eggs, etc. 2. Tampon.

Man to his friend at Hooters:

"Damn, trim's killer. Exept for that cotton mouse peekin' out her short-shorts. Weak."

by Natalie February 1, 2004

Mickey Mouse

Marine slang meaning anything stupid or senseless (as used in the 1987 Stanley Kubrick film Full Metal Jacket

"WHAT IS THIS MICKEY MOUSE SHIT?!"

by idiotsrus92 March 7, 2009